DC is an amazing place

So my roommate went on a date last week to this bar that was dead. Then they started playing what she described as some crazy kung-foo porn lite movie. This week, a Pee Wee Herman appreciation night. Naturally, we have to go every week. This is my new favorite place, with some southern comfort food and a whiskey list. Damn son, how have I not just been hanging out here for always.

Below, I've embedded one of the shorts from last night. It is your typical cautionary tale about how to date for men who need help learning to deal with women. See if you can find all the antiquated sexism. Also, general rules for this:
1. women are the devil
2. sex=death, always, has Scream taught us nothing?
Accept these as truths, and the film is infinitely better.

The final note for the win, my roomie won a door price and put the fear of god into an old black man. She said she thought about hugging him, but the fear was evident in her eyes after her jumping from her bar stool, screaming, and running at him.