Where was the rapture?

Alright, on any given day I'm an atheist, on a particularly optimistic day I'm an agnostic. But even so, I was really excited about the rapture. Two main reasons come to mind immediately.

1. Zombie Jesus, King of the Zombies

2. Fewer believers.

The whole point of the rapture is Jesus takes a whole bunch of people with him leaving the rest of us behind. Sign me up for that; take them. The fewer of these people in my immediate vicinity the better. And as many of you know, I'm well prepared for the zombie apocalypse. So all and all I was pretty sad this didn't go down.

Finally, my brother in law and sister were in this weekend, not for the rapture, but they were interviewed about it by local DC news. Frank was also a little sad this didn't go down. Of course, we didn't really know when this was supposed to go down. I figure these "believers" are so US-centric that rapture ground zero would have had to be in the US. But nothing.

I give this rapture a 0.5 out of 5.