Showing posts with label #winning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #winning. Show all posts

Monday, September 30, 2013

Cleveland, we're winning



It has been rough. We can’t get a break and every time national attention is on us it is because some new kind of terrible is happening. But yes, in on Sunday, we win. And not just win, but seriously win.

The Cleveland Indians (yep, hate the name) won their tenth game in a row on Sunday getting them the AL Wild Card spot. They beat the Twins 5 to 1. They will play the Rays or the Rangers on Wednesday in the Wild Card game. It is all pretty crazy given Terry Francona is leading a “group of ruffians and no-names.” Come on Cleveland.  

Full disclosure, I don’t care much for baseball. I pull for the Indians because CLEVELAND, but I don’t watch  close or follow stats. But it is hard not to be swept up in it (see what I did there with the sweep reference ? *brushes shoulders off*).

But what about football? The sport I actually love? We’re winning. I know! I’m shocked too. We beat the Bengals like red-headed stepchildren (17 to 6). We’re tied with the Ravens and the Bengals for first place in AFC North. We traded Trent Richardson to the Colts for the first round draft pick. So everyone thought we’re not going to do much and once again hedge our bets for next season, but no. Backup quarterback Brian Hoyer has led us to victory in both games since the trade. The article linked concludes with this “All in all, a pretty nice little Sunday for Cleveland. Browns win, Indians claim a playoff spot, and LeBron James didn’t win any game that we know about. Go on Cleveland.”

*Self high-five*

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

BOOM!



So this is this blog’s 1000th post! I guess we have to burn it down now. Not really, but that is pretty fucking cool. So let's keep this "self-congratulatory liberal jerk-off" going.

**Roger Ebert quote, not about me of course, but I thought it fit.