I didn’t actually believe this when
I saw it last night and now I wish I had because I can’t find the chart. CNN
being the beacon of journalistic integrity they are published a blog post on
women’s voting patterns and the connection to hormones. It looks specific to women because you know men
are never hormonal; there have been no links to testosterone and violence or anything.
Just us silly ladies who are completely hormonally driven.
Also to be clear, I always wear my stilettos
to vote ovulation be damned…also, serious question, do women who aren’t trying
to get pregnant or are not using the rhythm method actually know when they are ovulating?
Is this something all of my friends can answer? Because I have no idea.
So what was the post actually about
because I recognize you may have no idea if you know you read substantive
articles about politics, women, and science. On Wednesday, someone over at CNN
thought it would be a good idea to ask, “Do hormones drive women’s votes?” This
clearly not sexist question, depicting women has hormonal simpletons, focuses
on estrogen levels and how they impact women’s voting patterns. Naturally, CNN decided
instead of asking women how they vote or what they think about politics, they
have employed pseudo-scientific speculation.
And because like every presidential
election, both campaigns have discovered women are allowed to vote and
generally turn out in high numbers, CNN cares how they vote. Now, women can’t
just vote based on decision making techniques, values, education, and you know all
the reasons men vote. It must be tied to women’s ovulation cycles, something
scary the men folk don’t understand and can’t control. Or we’d just vote like
men right?
The “study” says hormones may
influence female voting choices depending on whether a woman is single or in a
committed relationship. Yeah, that makes no sense. To begin with everyone has
hormones, not just women. Women are depicted as more hormonal, but it is a
stereotype used to discredit and silence women.
The study is supposed to be
published in a peer-reviewed journal Psychological Science (though after the
backlash I have to wonder if that is going to happen), and several political
scientists are skeptical about the study’s conclusions. Like, the HuffingtonPost, I have no idea why CNN would publish this. Except that they have election
fever too, and the horse race coverage is getting old.
The study, authored by the
University of Texas at San Antonio, employed an internet survey of 275 women
who were not taking hormonal contraception and had regular menstrual cycles for
the data. The researchers claim that during the fertile time of the month, when
levels of estrogen are high, single women are more likely to vote for Obama and
committed women more likely to vote for Romney by a Margin of at least 20%. This
is the basis for the argument single women like Obama and committed women like
Mittens. Durante breaks it down for us, when women are ovulating, they “feel
sexier” and therefore lean more toward liberal attitudes on abortion and
marriage equality. Married women have the same hormones, but tend to take the
opposite view point. Durante eloquently put it, “I think they’re
overcompensating for the increase of the hormones motivating them to have sex
with other men.”
Hear that ladies, estrogen levels
make you sluttier which makes you vote for slutty values like abortion and gay
marriage. Ok, no wait. When women don’t feel sexy they are more likely to vote
against their own interests. No. One more time. Sexy women love Medicare and
don’t want it turned into a voucher system, and unsexy women are less likely to
be raped so they don’t care that conservatives have no idea what rape is. As
Huffington Post noted there is some weird assumption being made about single
and childless women.
Durante’s study also noted that
liberal attitudes favor social equality and are less associated with organized
religion while conservatives push more traditional values and has a greater link
to religion. Shocking! Something, that looks like truth coming out of this.
This study essentially concludes
that women voters are unable to use cognitive though to assess political
candidates or policy issues. The study doesn’t even address men so I guess we
should leave the decision making up to them. This will work out well, after all
these are the people who brought you slavery, rape as a weapon of war, and arguably
the international financial collapse.
As of last night CNN took down the post. See the screen shot below. Apparently, they figured out it didn’t fulfill
editorial standards. Hey, who knew CNN had editorial standards?